operation clean up

was packing my room the other day. threw away bags of stuff even the karang guni would feel ashamed. found alot of treasures and memories!

primary sch autograph book

secondary sch

sad to say, i didnt even know some of them existed. hahahaha. my memory failed me. you also get funny pple who try to write upside down. and then you realise, some pple were really more intellectually mature than others. and some might have treated others as their best friends, but unfortunately their feelings are not mutual.

here are some childish poems/jokes (i had a good laugh):

1) Teacher: what do you get if you add 8, 136, 7, 342 subtract 93 and divide the answer by 5?

Julie: a headache

u write these by starting with a super capital letter:

2) 2 in a taxi 2 little kisses 2 yrs 2 mr and mrs

3) 3 in a bike 3 little pushes 3 days later, all become thin

4) 1 on her legs 1 little more 1 hour later, sit down and rest

5) Good Girls Get Good Grades

6) Mrs tng Made Me Mad

cliché ones:

7) Roses are red, Violets are blue, Boys are cheap, 10cents for 2

8) Roses are red, Violets are blue, Honey(or sugar) is sweet, But not as sweet as you

9) Deep in the ocean, there was a rock, written on it, 4get Me Not

10) Make new friends, but also keep the old, one is silver, the other is gold!

11) You gave me your photo, I thought it was great! I put it in the toilet to scare away the cockroaches!

12) North, South, East, West, friendship is the best

13) Huiwen play ping pong, marry king kong, born a ting tong (eh i just realised its abit insulting right. the ting tong part)

14) When you go to hongkong, buy me a pingpong, dont marry a kingkong, cos you alr married Thomas Ong (i wished so)

15) Rich man spoils the city, Poor man spoils the town, I spoil your book by writing (literally) Up-Side Down

16) Rivers may dry, flowers may die, but our friendship, will never say Bye Bye! (oh thats what they all say - forever friends?)

17) In jail you find food, in jail you find tea, in jail you find everything, but you cant find me(or replace with: except that stupid key)

18) I love money, i love tea, i love huiwen with no teeth (include drawing of me w/o teeth)

then there are those u write nice descriptives about that person using the alphabets in their name.

H - humourous U - untidy I - irritating W - wealthy E - entertaining N - naughty

got this from a teacher (awww): He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. (i'll try to rmb this as a motivation for speaking up in class) Chinese proverb - work hard and success will come your way. Life is not a bed of roses. (did she think i'll be able to understand it then?) Do make the best of it. All the best to you.

范逸臣 - 钢琴